Sights and Sounds
THE IDEAL GNOME EXPEDITION

Dear little Big Ones,

Here are the songs from our television series. We are especially pleased to welcome our friends CHIPS the cat, who sings THIS IS MY PATCH, and HENRIETTA the tortoise, who gives her stirring version of CLIMB EVERY DRAINPIPE plus the jaunty IT'S SPRINGTIME.

Bleep the robot doesn't sing, but he bleeped a special bleep of greetings to you all.

In our series, we journey on an exciting quest to find our Big Ones, who have moved house, and by mistake, left us behind. The songs reminds us of some of the places we visited, a zoo, a school, a fun fair, and even a launderette.

We hope you enjoy listening to our songs.

Your friends the gnomes.

P.S. A rather rude song, sung by a rather rude gnome, Mr Squeezebox, has somehow found its way onto this website. This was not our idea. Sorry.

This album is available to buy on iTunes!               Visit my YouTube Channel to hear lots of the songs from my shows, plus poems, interviews and other clips!

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This album is available to buy on iTunes!               Visit my YouTube Channel to hear lots of the songs from my shows, plus poems, interviews and other clips!

BUY - CHISH 'N' FIPS on Cassette - £5.50

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USE YOUR EYES AND EARS. 
This road safety song is from THE IDEAL GNOME EXPEDITION.  Chips the Cat and the audience help teach the Garden Gnomes, Mr Wheeler and Mr Fisher, how to cross a busy road.